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Fandom: Diary of Anne Frank and Dragonball Z crossover
“Anne watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours. Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to this. “So,” Hitler said jovially. “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Goku then jumped down behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said “It’s come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly.” Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil mustache turned a blonde color, and his eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said, “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.”

Truly the greatest fanfic pairing as well as the most historically accurate.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Diary of Anne Frank and Dragonball Z crossover

“Anne watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours. Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to this. “So,” Hitler said jovially. “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Goku then jumped down behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said “It’s come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly.” Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil mustache turned a blonde color, and his eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said, “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.”

Truly the greatest fanfic pairing as well as the most historically accurate.