TJ's Awesomeness In Blog Form
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Diary of Anne Frank and Dragonball Z crossover
“Anne watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours. Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to this. “So,” Hitler said jovially. “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Goku then jumped down behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said “It’s come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly.” Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil mustache turned a blonde color, and his eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said, “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.”

Truly the greatest fanfic pairing as well as the most historically accurate.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Diary of Anne Frank and Dragonball Z crossover

“Anne watched from nearby fearfully as she saw the two men stare at each other for what seemed like hours. Her one true love, and her ultimate oppressor. It had come down to this. “So,” Hitler said jovially. “You took out all of my men. However, you aren’t going to defeat me.” Goku then jumped down behind a ruined tank, as Adolf opened fire. The tank made decent cover, but it wasn’t long until it would be torn apart by the hail of bullets. Goku had to act. He dashed out from the side of the tank, and flew as fast as he could toward Hitler, who had no time to react. He grabbed the chain gun out of his enemy’s hands, and snapped it over his with ease. Hitler stumbled backwards, shocked at the turn of events. Goku smirked, then said “It’s come down to this. You and me. Fighting like men. If you admit defeat now, I’ll kill you rather painlessly.” Goku had the definite advantage. Or so it seemed. Hitler burst into a laugh, as Goku looked on quizically. The mustachioed man slowly rose into the air, as his brown hair and pencil mustache turned a blonde color, and his eyes turned blue. Goku reeled in horror. Hitler continued laughing, then finally said, “Goku! You came here expecting to find a madman, but instead, you found a GOD!” Hitler had become a Super Saiyan.”

Truly the greatest fanfic pairing as well as the most historically accurate.

rosalarian:

midnightlightning:

cubcore:

Oh jesus. My childhood

woww…..

I can’t even pick a favorite, they’re all good.

fuckyeahshittydaart:

Whaaat is going on.

That is clearly Chell from Portal trapped within a forced masturbation device created by GLaDOS as a last resort. It is very effective, as denoted by Chell’s joyful smile and tears of pleasure. How can you guys not tell?

fuckyeahshittydaart:

Whaaat is going on.

That is clearly Chell from Portal trapped within a forced masturbation device created by GLaDOS as a last resort. It is very effective, as denoted by Chell’s joyful smile and tears of pleasure. How can you guys not tell?

merrifoolery:

RAAAAGE.

I know man! I can’t believe people think comics are art.

merrifoolery:

RAAAAGE.


I know man! I can’t believe people think comics are art.

mercerism:

NEOPOINT GIVEAWAY!
yo, tumblr. do you play neopets? of course you do. that’s why you’re still reading this. I too played neopets, with an emphasis on the use of past tense. I accumulated some sweet riches in my day, and have around 3.6 million NP leftover, rotting on my abandoned account!
so if you want to win bags and bags of my sick virtual loot,  just do the following:
like this post once.
reblog it no more than two times. 
do not feel compelled to follow me. seriously, that’s unnecessary. I mean, if you like awesome Valve stuff and zombies and grey alien people then sure, but otherwise, it won’t get you any closer to rolling in glittering pet site dough. 
anyway, that’s it! this giveaway ends on Saturday, February 4th, 8PM. not a lot of time between then and now, which makes your odds even better, right?
by the way, there will be more than one winner. in fact, there will be THREEEEEE, THREEEEEEE WINNERS.
(1st prize) the big kahuna will receive 3mil
(2nd prize) the slightly smaller kahuna will receive 500k
(3rd prize) and the well-it’s-still-something-guy will receive 100k
Good luck! 

mercerism:

NEOPOINT GIVEAWAY!

yo, tumblr. do you play neopets? of course you do. that’s why you’re still reading this. I too played neopets, with an emphasis on the use of past tense. I accumulated some sweet riches in my day, and have around 3.6 million NP leftover, rotting on my abandoned account!

so if you want to win bags and bags of my sick virtual loot,  just do the following:

  • like this post once.
  • reblog it no more than two times. 

do not feel compelled to follow me. seriously, that’s unnecessary. I mean, if you like awesome Valve stuff and zombies and grey alien people then sure, but otherwise, it won’t get you any closer to rolling in glittering pet site dough

anyway, that’s it! this giveaway ends on Saturday, February 4th, 8PM. not a lot of time between then and now, which makes your odds even better, right?

by the way, there will be more than one winner. in fact, there will be THREEEEEE, THREEEEEEE WINNERS.

  • (1st prize) the big kahuna will receive 3mil
  • (2nd prize) the slightly smaller kahuna will receive 500k
  • (3rd prize) and the well-it’s-still-something-guy will receive 100k

Good luck! 

hassavocado:

chicksdigthephoenix:

People being redirected to this Tumblr: stop looking at that fucking Batman picture and watch this.

This is getting really fucking scary.

Opinions, guys? We need to do something.

please this is not only about america and the uk, this involves everyone, how many times am i going to say this, this involves EVERYONE AND THAT’S WHY IT IS IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SHARE THIS

Watch this, it highlights how us in the UK (and subsequently the rest of the world) could be affected by this bullshit.

And of course there’s always the problem that SOPA/PIPA could well become the international standard for anti-piracy, (I believe Thailand is debating a similar bill at the moment?) I mean China and Iran already have their equivalents, but they’re about the government’s interests. SOPA/PIPA are about corporations’ interests. Governments, however horrible, at least have to have some pretense of serving their people, corporations on the other hand do not give a fuck about anybody but themselves and will do anything if it means more money.

darkchibishadow:

Was finally able to finish my Secret Santa gift for TJ of, “Humphrey Bogart fighting Abe Lincoln”.
Sorry it’s so late! I had a lot of stuff on my plate this break (and I still do)!

THIS WAS IN EVERY WAY WORTH THE WAIT! THANK YOU <3

darkchibishadow:

Was finally able to finish my Secret Santa gift for TJ of, “Humphrey Bogart fighting Abe Lincoln”.

Sorry it’s so late! I had a lot of stuff on my plate this break (and I still do)!

THIS WAS IN EVERY WAY WORTH THE WAIT! THANK YOU <3

Aloof Clause (sometimes referred to as Secret Santa) for Squishy. This is some dame called Utsuho Reiuji. I gotta be honest: I have no idea what a Touhou is. I&#8217;m assuming it&#8217;s a French delicacy or something? Yeah, that has to be it.
ANYWAY, Merry day-after-Christmas, Squishy!

Aloof Clause (sometimes referred to as Secret Santa) for Squishy. This is some dame called Utsuho Reiuji. I gotta be honest: I have no idea what a Touhou is. I’m assuming it’s a French delicacy or something? Yeah, that has to be it.

ANYWAY, Merry day-after-Christmas, Squishy!

xmasavocado:

thechristmasisbad:

waraweirei:

amperehope:

petrozzi:

burpees4water:


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So far I have achieved:80,000 Tumblr Reblogs  -   800 New Followers  -  $1,300 in DonationsYou, the tumblr community have provided 65 People With Clean Water For 20 years
Thank you, Richard.


Not only is it a good cause but it doesn’t advertise itself with that stupid ‘it won’t ruin your hipster blog’ crap.

reblogging because water is delicious

water you doing not reblogging this

reblogging not only for a good cause but also because of that water pun
my life is h2over from laughing too hard

I’m sea-ing all these great puns on my splashboard

I don&#8217;t care for these puns. I&#8217;m more into dry humor.

xmasavocado:

thechristmasisbad:

waraweirei:

amperehope:

petrozzi:

burpees4water:

EVERY RE-BLOG GENERATED 5 CENT OF DONATION TO CHARITY: WATER

TUMBLR COMMUNITY - I NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN

MORE REBLOGS = MORE DONATIONS = MORE LIVES SAVED

CLICK HERE TO DONATE  - $20 = 1 Child Clean Water For 20 Years

100% of donations directly fund water projects for communities in need, and we prove each one using photos and GPS coordinates on Google Maps. 

So far I have achieved:
80,000 Tumblr Reblogs  -   800 New Followers  -  $1,300 in Donations
You, the tumblr community have provided 65 People With Clean Water For 20 years


Thank you, Richard.

Not only is it a good cause but it doesn’t advertise itself with that stupid ‘it won’t ruin your hipster blog’ crap.

reblogging because water is delicious

water you doing not reblogging this

reblogging not only for a good cause but also because of that water pun

my life is h2over from laughing too hard

I’m sea-ing all these great puns on my splashboard

I don’t care for these puns. I’m more into dry humor.

letscake:

Aww yeah, check out this rockin’ dance party.

Kitty I think you’ll be needing this: